lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via condom)

"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”


You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

- (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: blocklava, via michaelgordons)


jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via shouldnt)

alyssaemilie:

p-raise:

disneyprincezac:

khara-gyrgan:

camiekahle:

disneydrawls:

likeadisneyprincess:

officialconscience:

Donald’s Birthday

OH MY GOD

OH MY FREAKING GOD

DUCKS EVERYWHERE

The fact that someone was actually paid to put a little hat on EACH AND EVERY ONE of those ducks is beyond me.



this is freaking cute
thenaebyrd777:

taross-velin:

rootin-tootin-putin:

fishingboatproceeds:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

Make John Green find the thing.

uhh….that was John Grteen above you….

fukin “Thank you” omg
People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (via 0348pm)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via velvet-sixties)


Oh hey y’all did I mention that I got engaged this weekend? :)

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET
Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another man more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest. -

The Sociological Cinema

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)

Because men respect another man’s property (and that’s how they see us) than a woman’s autonomy.

(via stanhowse)

(Source: queerintersectional, via thesuitelifeofprozacandcodeine)


euo:




ana teresa barboza